[ Featuring Pretzels ]
All over America, a quiet revolution is taking place
There is no difference between giving a shit and taking a shit
Don't forget to flush
Right about now you're gonna find out
That your calling's been a wrong number
Be a true creator or regurgitator
No one cares 'til you're put in the ground
Grab the cookie cutter; play it like the others
Same band with a hundred different names
Never find success; make it through the mess
Get out now while you still have the chance
Set them up just to knock them down
Will choices and selections stimulate the economy?
We will see. Sell me a brand that's synonymous with failure
Because a future without pigs is not a life worth living to me
