Belladonna - Geriatric Boyfriend Lyrics

Waking up in the mornin'
Next to my celebrity boyfriend
Everyone wants to know what it's like
Drifting in on his morning breath
A salutation of, "Good morning, beautiful!"
And gosh, didn't I just melt?
When we met, I had just turned 18
And he was a young 79
Now that I'm older and 2 years wiser
It just feels so right
And I know I seem a little
Young but I love my boyfriend
I love my geriatric boyfriend
I love my (dee, dee, dee, dee)
Geriatric boyfriend (boyfriend)
I love my geriatric boyfriend
Do, dee, do (geriatric boyfriend)
One hand on my waist and the other
Firmly grasping his walker
He guides me through a sea of flashing lights
We sit down at a little cafe
He does a perusal of the menu
And I reassure him I'll
Pre-chew his food
We reminisce about when we met
I was cheerleading at a football game
The same game his son was playing in
He ignored him and asked for my name
And I know I seem a little
Young but I love my boyfriend
I love my geriatric boyfriend
I love my geriatric boyfriend
I love my geriatric boyfriend
(Geriatric boyfriend)
He is on the cover of AARP magazine
He has done cocaine for longer than I've been alive
He survived SA allegations and loves tax evasion
That's my little baby
My naughty, naughty baby
Oh, when he dies
I will cry
His money means nothing to me
It's really about what's
Inside his wallet
And I know I seem a little
Young but I love my boyfriend
I love my geriatric boyfriend
(He's my) I love my geriatric boyfriend
(He's my) I love my geriatric boyfriend
Do, dee, doh
(I love you)
I love him, I love him, I love him
I love him, I love him