Oh dear, my loyal client's gone astray
She left my chair for another one today
With a sigh and a wink
She said, It's not you
But my heart cracked like polish that's overdue
Why'd you go
Oh, why'd you leave
Was it the top coat or did I deceive
Now my station's lonely
My buffer's blue
No one files your dreams like I used to do
She packed up her stories
Her gossip
Her cheer
Left my station so lonely
It's hard not to tear.
She's cheaper, she said
And her art's so fine
But was it the art
Or the free glass of wine
Why'd you go
Oh, why'd you leave
Was it the top coat
Or did I deceive
Now my station's lonely
My buffer's blue
No one files your dreams like I used to do
Was it my buff
Was it my shine
Did I not take enough of my sweet time
But when the peeling starts
You'll see it's true
That bargains can't match a love like I do
Why'd you go
Oh, why'd you leave
Was it the top coat
Or did I deceive
Now my station's lonely
My buffer's blue
No one files your dreams like I used to do
So I'll soldier on
With my acetone pride
Welcoming clients with arms open wide
But let me warn you
Dear flaky defector
Good luck finding another perfection inspector