I spend my nights waiting tables somewhere I could not afford
Well, I drive a ford
So, what would you expect
I'm a simple man
I get my drink from a can
And I have fries
With every dinner that I have
My boss, man, he always laughs
When I get asked about the wine
I'm a simple man
I get my drink from a can
And I have fries
With every dinner that I have
All that I want is a friend at the end
And I want fries every time I'm fed
And I want my coffee right
And my babe by my side at night
And I want sunshine in the summer time
And I want snow and a seat by the fire when winter comes
I'm a simple man
I get my drink from a can
And I have fries
With every dinner that I have
I'm a simple man
So give me cash in hand
And when the sun shines, plant my ass in the sand
I'm a simple man
Yes, I am a simple man