Love Tax 2023 Video (MV)

Section One
Are you hideous?
Did you masturbate this tax year?
Enter the amount, date and duration
What did you think about?
You must provide details

My Masturbation Authorisation Officer
Will be restricting fantasies as of 2023
I've been found to be wanking negligently
I can use dead celebrities
But can't include their pets when fantasising
You better get a permit
From Amazon or Walmart

Section Two
Why didn't you reproduce?
Did you reach the intercourse quota?
List participants in your rota
Why were they discharged?
You cannot leave this empty

My Penetration Authorisation Officer
Indicated that I've breached the F*cking Policy
I've been found to be copulating negligently
I cannot claim for injury
Nor transform deformities in writing
You better get a permit
From Amazon or Walmart

Before you reach the copulation quota
If I'm added to your rota please note
Sex in which you do not come is not deducted from the sum

My Intimacy Appointee has now deceased and I was fined
I fertilised before the deadline
Oh Google why?

Your monitored intercourse performances were poor
As of 2023 it will be compulsory for love to be made by proxy

I wish to claim
I wish to claim
Exemption