Hey turn my mic up a little bit
Mother says take your vitamins to atone for your sins
Chris and Ben like nah I gotta go
She wack us in our over-sized medulla oblongatas
Vitamin C do I gotta do I gotta
Come take your vitamins, vitamins
Ayy I could do this all day call me
Captain America strap in prepare yourself
Aight I'm in wait I forgot to take my vitamins
Here we go now
Yo drinking joe sitting here with my bros
Gotta go to the land where my honey flows
With my best friend his name's Ted Cruz
If we snooze we will lose to the Nike shoes
Got toiletries in my bag cheat the police and you'll get tagged
If I give snacks to Shag Scooby-Doo's tail will wag
Went to the beach there's a purple flag
All those jelly-fish make me gag
Beat a guy in soccer using the zig-zag
The game had a glitch or should I say lag
My picture's in the hall of fame Donald Trump will praise my name
Living in the White House it's quite cool
I am sad they called me lame Obama's dead it's a shame
I'm swimming with Bill Gates in his mom's kiddy pool
The zombie apocalypse is almost here
I'm drinking beer with a guy named Grug
Mother says take your vitamins to atone for your sins
Chris and Ben like nah I gotta go
She wack us in our over-sized medulla oblongatas
Vitamin C do I gotta do I gotta
Come take your vitamins, vitamins
Ayy I could do this all day call me
Captain America strap in prepare yourself
Aight I'm in wait I forgot to take my vitamins!
Rrrrragh
Dormammu I've come to bargain
Hit her in the liver with some cool jargon
Boy you farting gonna need a new carpet
Here with my young bruh Christopher Larson
He's my prodigy I oughtta be proud
He's spotted like a cow stand out in a crowd
Pass the crown because I'm down for whatever
Life-long dream is to live life forever
Chris' song immortal jump through a time portal
Show the cavemen they be like rrgrggr RArraag
They think it's fire which they haven't discovered yet
The sun's covered then uncovered my brother's lit
It I'm the father Christopher's the son bet
Done yet we like Mario and Luigi in debt
6'0" on my money 5'7"
Out here committing tax fraud with my brethren
Mother says take your vitamins to atone for your sins
Chris and Ben like nah I gotta go
She wack us in our over-sized medulla oblongatas
Vitamin C do I gotta do I gotta
Come take your vitamins, vitamins
Ayy I could do this all day call me
Captain America strap in prepare yourself
Aight I'm in wait I forgot to take my vitamins!
Okay man if you say so I'll do it
No way man unless you pay me then it's in
Okay man if you say so I'll do it
No way man unless you pay me then it's in
Okay man if you say so I'll do it
No way man unless you pay me then it's in
Okay man if you say so I'll do it
No way man unless you pay me then it's in
Come take your vitamins, vitamins
Come take your vitamins, vitamins
Come take your vitamins, vitamins
Come take your vitamins, vitamins