Benito - Slapper Lyrics

So I had this plan, to sneak out one night
This girl invited me over, so I said alright
When I hopped in my car, it was about 1:45
I had a full tank of gas, and she lived on the east side
When I got on the highway, there was nobody else
But this chick had been on my mind like nobody else
So I'm thinking 'bout the way her hips look when she walks
Yeah I'm thinking 'bout the way her voice sounds when she talks
When I finally got there, she told me the plan
I had to sneak through the window, and not wake up her old man
I texted back "Oh that's easy, I'm as quiet as a mouse"
And sure enough in a minute, I was inside the house
Before we got down to business, she said some more about her father
An ex-cop that didn't like boys f*ckin' with his daughter
And I thought to myself "ooh, that's gonna make it hotter"
Cuz I kinda like doin' things I shouldn't be doin'
I always end up f*ckin' doin' things I shouldn't be doin'
And you know it didn't take long to hit full speed
Don't come in Mr, me and your daughter are doing some dirty deeds
I hit it from the front and then I turn her around
And I'm doing my best, to not make a sound
Cuz if we get caught, then this shit's going down
But I guess while we were f*ckin' we were shaking the ground
Cuz I hear a knock at the door, oh f*ck, I've been found
Now I'm scramblin' around, to find my clothes
Where my clothes, it's dark as f*ck, I don't know
But then I find my t-shirt and I'm out that bitch
Out the window soon as her pop busts down that shit
And he's mad as shit, I can see it in his face
Im running to my car but I already know he's gonna chase
So now it's time for the race, c'mon car, get goin'
Foot on the pedal, you already know I ain't slowin'
I got the head start but this an angry piggy
I got an ex-cop on my ass, it's gonna make shit tricky
Yeah this ain't my part of town but this is my f*ckin' city
And I guess I wasn't fast enough because he's on my tail
Yeah my car goin' so slow, feels like I'm drivin' a snail
And if you saw my face right then, you'd see it go pale
Cuz he's right along side me, and he's pulled out a strap
And just like that, its all over, blap blap blap blap blap