Benjamin McCarthy - Wrong End Of The Telescope Lyrics

Wanted to make a stall outside a corner bar
Five bucks to look down the wrong end of the telescope
Five bucks to see just how small you are
Get a grand perspective
Wanted to see how people would cope

Weren't that many takers after folks began to see
What happened when you look down the wrong end of the telescope
Astounded, dumbfounded, I got somewhere else to be
It's burned into their eyeballs
A universe without hope

A little man with hands in pockets stood his ground
Said he didn't want to look down the wrong end of the telescope
But he handed me his five, flipped the thing around
And pulled out from his pocket

A microscope