[ Featuring the Beer Mats ]
Driving down the road in my new financed car
Dressed to impress
But it's all on my credit card
Meeting with the lads
Gonna get drunk tonight
Wearing my stone island top
I'll start a fight
I'll bash your head to impress my mates
N I'll take off my top
And run around all the place
This is just a standard Friday night
Just me and the lads holding our pints
1 Pint for me and 1 pint for you
And bag of peanuts that'll do
A game of snooker and a game of darts
Just Me and my best friends looking smart
Checking out the woman
Wanna get laid
It's all on my credit card until I get paid
Now it's Saturday morning
And I'm feeling rough
Gonna meet the boys down the cafe
Gonna have some grub
F*ck it going home to have a shower
Then meet you boys down the pub in about an hour
Down the pub and feeling great
Until I that nobhead roy shows his face
He's so drunk and he's so loud
Harassing all the woman getting his nob out
1 Pint for me and 1 pint for you
And bag of peanuts that'll do
A game off snooker and a game or darts
Just Me and my best friends looking smart
Checking out the woman
Wanna get laid
It's all on my credit card until I get paid
Roy get out the pub you nobhead
FUCK OFF
