Thursday morning
Turn on my iPhone
Make I reply the comments for my last post
My guy Jozzy gave me thumbs up, he said "nice pose"
Amara left fire emoji She said "nice clothes'
Then I reply Jozzy comment for the post like "My bro, shebi you don dey wash the boy? Hypo"
I'm about to log off the gram, put my phone on flight mode
But then I see a funny comment on the last row
Shebi na eye dey pain me abi this one na typo?
It's the audacity for me, had me in shock mode
See that's the issue that I got with social media these days
Everybody's got opinions these days
Funny part be say the guy account na fake
Couldn't even put his name or show his face
But you dare tell me the shirt that I'm wearing is fake?
I got five words for you my brother;
Calm down and shut up
Keep it to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself and shut up
Keep it to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself and shut up
Keep it to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself and shut up
Keep it to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself and shut up
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself
I know you don't speak sense so I'll bring it to your level
The fact that you got all this time has me baffled
Trolling in this economy? You must be Jeff Bezos
It's 2024 and you're still working with the devil
You think you're Fireboy? Well me I'm the inferno
We no dey playing games keep your Nintendo
I dey para now I'm doing more than intended
Social media trolls all over the internet
It's clear you're insecure let me be your therapist
Are you loved at home? Or did daddy leave at six?
Did you know social media trolling is a disease?
Lucky enough for you, I brought the antidote
Two caps of common sense for night before you rest
But e come dey be like say you no go ever rest
So if it doesn't work well here is another option
Shut up!
Keep it to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself and shut up
Keep it to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself and shut up
Keep am to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep am to yourself and shut up
Keep am to yourself
I no wan hear guy keep it to yourself