Whippin' the mom van 'til the wheels fall off
2006 model piping the exhaust
Everybody tell me it's a big turnoff
Driving a van Toyota Sienna
Came here to pull up get crossed
20.9 gallons in the fuel tank
Doors open automatically
Damn I look great I frost her flakes
Touchin' on her Arkansas I'm Tennessee
Livin' in my car 'til this music thing works out
Hokey pokey in the whip that shit's what it's all about
Got that horsepower and good MPG no doubt
But my car is shitty so they tell me hit the road now
My truck's a newborn baby 'cus she's got that slime
Might be full of garbage but she still is mine
We all call her Tonka 'cus she's small like Palestine
Only life you got gotta live it big time
She is a Chevy Colorado
That's why she likes gas like Steve-O
Whatever happened to LMFAO
Sexy and I know it hit different that I know
Livin' in my car 'til this music thing works out
Hokey pokey in the whip that shit's what it's all about
Got that horsepower and good MPG no doubt
But my car is shitty so they tell me hit the road now
This for all the cars we lost
Ah no no
Babe
Pay respects to all the cars that gotta die bitch
Think about em everytime I close my eyelids
My CR-V and Forrester were lost to soon
It's too often like this
I don't like this
That tragic day driving down to get to school
I smacked that man into the back of a Subaru
Who thought a hydroplane could end that Honda's life
Or that white hatchback that had the rusty underside
Bent the f*ck out of a Prius's backside
I don't feel bad at all
When they treated my folks like shit
I was ready to brawl
That eco-friendly asshole
All he ever did was lie
Hope you never get hard again
And you can choke on a dick and die
(Please consult your doctor if you have an erection lasting over 4 hours
Bitch)