Pickle rick, pickle rick, yea they call me pickle dick
Cause my dick is f*ckin green, yea its in my f*ckin genes
This ain't no nice boy flirty bunny
This is Big Bisgo bitch, not some dirty money, hoe
Shittin all the damn time is such a chore
Spitting out dip is such a damn bore
I shit so damn hard I can feel it in my liver
I poop so damn hard I can feel my ass quiver
One time when I was nine years old I stuck my thumb in my foreskin and I just cant get it out
Pickle rick, pickle rick, yea they call me pickle dick
Cause my dick is f*ckin green, yea its in my f*ckin genes
This ain't no nice boy flirty bunny
This is Big Bisgo bitch, not some dirty money, hoe
Shittin all the damn time is such a chore
Spitting out dip is such a damn bore
I shit so damn hard I can feel it in my liver
I poop so damn hard I can feel my ass quiver
I've been banned from so many elementary schools
Like how was I supposed to know there a limit to how many
Pickle Rick, Pickle Rick, boy ill hit you with a brick
You better get up off my dick
Before I catch you with a kick
I swear to god I won't wait
F*ck you boy I aint your mate
No I won't hesitate
Cause ill hit you like a freight train
Boom bitch
I will hit a f*ckin switch
It'll make me shit
Holy hell I shit my pants
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