Purple goo came out the drain this morning
As I was brushing my teeth for school
It swallowed my toothbrush whole
I wonder if I should call a plumber
I got shampoo in my eyes when I showed
It's no surprise, I'm not very responsible
It added five minutes to my morning routine
Maybe next time I should be more careful
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time to
Purple goo went viral on twitter this morning
It got 7000 likes before my lunch
Buzzfeed contacted me about it
I plugged my venmo in the replies
My roommate squeezes toothpaste from the middle
Don't they know that's not the best way to do it
They make a mess every day
Maybe I should look for a new roommate
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time to
big challenges - Purple Goo Lyrics
big challenges - Purple Goo Lyrics
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Purple goo came out the drain this morning
As I was brushing my teeth for school
It swallowed my toothbrush whole
I wonder if I should call a plumber
I got shampoo in my eyes when I showed
It's no surprise, I'm not very responsible
It added five minutes to my morning routine
Maybe next time I should be more careful
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time to
Purple goo went viral on twitter this morning
It got 7000 likes before my lunch
Buzzfeed contacted me about it
I plugged my venmo in the replies
My roommate squeezes toothpaste from the middle
Don't they know that's not the best way to do it
They make a mess every day
Maybe I should look for a new roommate
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time to
As I was brushing my teeth for school
It swallowed my toothbrush whole
I wonder if I should call a plumber
I got shampoo in my eyes when I showed
It's no surprise, I'm not very responsible
It added five minutes to my morning routine
Maybe next time I should be more careful
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time to
Purple goo went viral on twitter this morning
It got 7000 likes before my lunch
Buzzfeed contacted me about it
I plugged my venmo in the replies
My roommate squeezes toothpaste from the middle
Don't they know that's not the best way to do it
They make a mess every day
Maybe I should look for a new roommate
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time
Rip the curtains off
Close the bathroom door
Bite the bar soap
Give yourself the time to
Writer: aris dekoter, hannah guterman, lp guterman, nadia zaza, sui winter
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Performed By: big challenges
Length: 4:07
Written by: aris dekoter, hannah guterman, lp guterman, nadia zaza, sui winter