Big Fat Head - Columbus, Ohio Lyrics

I like the city
I like the distance in between places to live
It looks so pretty
It's not as shitty as they often say it is

It isn't a must see
It isn't the rusty belt that hangs around my neck
Feels good to feel ugly
Feels good to be a part of the American Midwest

What more
Could you ask for?

I hate the downtown
But I like the Olde Town and the cornfields to the West
I like the skyline
Corporations and the tower called LaVeque

I like the Old North (F*ck the Short North man, that shit is whack)
I like the Wendy's and I hate Les Wexner's tits
I like the Newport
Although I've heard that it is not what it had been

What more
Could you ask for?

I ride the Greyhound
Taking it Southbound