BIG GAY - College Lyrics

I sit around at home and I wonder why
I need a college degree to get by
You that's the road that I need to take
But I should take that road for whose sake?
Thousands of dollars going down the drain
For a piece of paper? You're insane
You could've got a book at your library
It's an endless source of information, and it's free
You've got your high and mighty prestigious degree
It seems to be the only thing you show to me
When you say college is my only route
There's just one thing I keep thinking about
Thousands of dollars going down the drain
For a piece of paper? You're insane
You could've got a book on Amazon
But look what you decided to spend your money on
Four years of my life devoted to parties and beer
You say it's for the sake of my career
Too bad my parents weren't just rich slobs
They'd pay for my masters and then give me their jobs
Thousands of dollars going down the drain
For a piece of paper? You're insane
You could've joined the army and got in for free
But who the f*ck would want to die for this country?