Johnny West was a ladies man
Tasting paper in a desert sand
He buys camels secondhand
Juju eyeballs are in demand
He holds the steering wheel
So that they couldn't steal
A dream he had not revealed
A Cadillac in a caravan
Presents a very well thought out plan
Living in a make-believe land
Feeling as fast as humanly can
He holds the steering wheel
So that they couldn't steal
A dream he had not revealed