Big Short - truckers life (feat. Fat Lard) Lyrics

Fatty Beats
Travelled' around the world, call it E.T.S
Faught in Vietnam, I got PTSD
No my truck, it ain't free

You're a schmuck, the name's Chuck
I go guck, on you, and your brothers too
Go and get a clue, semen like glue
Trucked to France, Merci Beaucoup

Faster than a train, I call it Choo Choo
I got all the boys, I call it two two
Cause there were four, I nutted his door
He didn't like it, so I called him a whore

Bought a man truck, cause I like men
Mercedes Benz truck, cause I f*cked Ben
Viagra in the volvo, you know I keep it hard
I got lubricant, it's a stick of lard

My dick big as a truck, call it DAF
You know Ben, nutted on my calf
I see a Scania, I run it off the road
Fill up my truck with a fat load

Started drivin' with only my elbow
Hit some kids with the power of my Renault
Their ears fell off, call it Van Gogh
Hey, at least I didn't get hit by an Iveco

The name's Chuck
And I just got hit by a truck
I thought he was my friend
Turns out his name was Ben

Just hit a man with my truck
Was drivin' Iveco, I couldn't see f*ck
Plot twist, yeah, my name is Ben
Coked up on 40 milligrams of tren

Currently bleeding out on the floor
He hit me again with his 8x4

There was a speed bump, on the road
It was a hit and run, you know I had to go

In the ER, all my legs broke
Didn't die of shock, I died cause I choked
On a sandwich
Now you're speaking my language

The hit and run allegations are fake
Got a tailpipe, it's the size of Drake

And this truckers life, I'll take