Settle for second best
But what if second best has
Bigger f*cking breasts
That's right
She has double f*cking Ds
That's right
Get down on your knees
That's right
Let me play with your titties
Look at that
Look at your big fat titties
Look at that
Look at them bounce
Let them be free
Free Willy
Come please me
Don't tease me
It's easy
Don't you see
Yeah bitch
Come free those titties
Yeah bitch
Come let them breathe
C'mon I'm nearly out of breath
But please let them suffocate me
Yeah yeah big titties
All the guys in the house put your hands up
If you like it f*cking titties
And that includes all the lesbians
Put your hands if you like big f*cking titties
And put your hands if you'd leave a bitch
If she had itty bitty tits
And then a girl with bigger tits
Let you put your hands on her tits
I know I would
And I know you would too
The only thing that matters when it comes to girls
Is the size
Of
Her f*cking
Tits
If they're small
They're not good enough
Anything under double D's aren'T good enough
And that's true enough
Because I thought I knew her enough
And we would be together forever
But then
Just then
I saw a fat titty bitch walking down the street
Then I walked up to her and asked
"Oh may I have a grope please?"
So five years later I'm marrying that girl
Bought a Pontiac Firebird and driving down the hills
But then I saw another girl with giant f*cking mammaries
And I said "Girl will you marry me?"
And she said "Big Veegz I would love to be"
Big big boobies
Not gross man titties
Big big boobies
I watch them at the movies
Why is Daisy better than Peach?
Big boobies
Why I want Trump impeached
Big boobies
Kim Kardashian
Has big boobies
I'm an Australian
Who likes big boobies
Reptilians are the race with the biggest f*cking booties!
Hey, we're talking about boobies not booties
Oh shit I forgot
Big boobies
With all bounce and no jiggle
Big boobies
My dog's called Shaggy
Coz he'll make you Shag me
My cat's called Biggie
Coz he'll make you have big boobies
Yeah yeah big titties
All the guys in the house put your hands up
If you like it f*cking titties
And that includes all the lesbians
Put your hands if you like big f*cking titties
And put your hands if you'd leave a bitch
If she had itty bitty tits
And then a girl with bigger tits
Let you put your hands on her tits
We know we would
And we know you would too
If you didn't finish high school
Don't put where you went in your
Tinder bio
But if you have fat tits that's ok
No fat chick though
That defeats the point
If you're skinny
You're going to disappoint
You're going to disappoint