Team Big Dicks (feat. Mysterious DJ Mario) Video (MV)

Yo, we're team big dicks
Saving the whole entire world
Sexually, mentally, criminally.

We're taking out all the crooks
Watch out Dusknoir is a bad guy
I wish he would fry
Not in the electric chair
But to fry up some vegan fish and chips
Becuase if it weren't vegan it would be
Cruelly exploiting nature, and leading to
The end of the f*cking planet
The world's paralysis

So what are we doing sexually?
Seeing that team big dicks are the only guys left
We have to repopulate the whole entire world
Impregnating all the chicks with our formidable genes
You'd think that we were Genghis Khan
But really I'm just getting a Tan

Yo, we're team Big Dicks
We each have massive pricks
Comparable to meter long sticks
We're not racist
But you'd be forgiven for thinking so
As we are having so much sex
You might think we were
Yuppie f*cking pricks

Mentally we're reigning
From us, no one is refraining
Comparable to Snape or Voldemort
World-Class legilimens
Funnily enough, we've become
Not quite unlike
World Famous Comediennes
Comediennes as in female comedians
Because we sure do put 'it' in
Comediennes

But what is it like
In a post apocalyptic society?
Well it's really great
As if you seize power
Which is actually very easy
You can enforce rules
Willy nilly
For example
All the women in our land
Is to be treated as if we were Peter Pan
Basically they're always naked
And if they don't have at least C cups
They're put in intensive labor camps
And the only way the can get out is if
They are impregnated by any member
Of

Team Big Dicks
We each have massive pricks
Comparable to meter long sticks
We're not racist
But you'd be forgiven for thinking so
As we are having so much sex
You might think we were
Yuppie f*cking pricks

Yeah, we're Team Big Dicks
F*cked at least 127.6 women each
And no, we aren't paying child support
For each child they've given birth to
Because if we did
We'd be no f*cking higher up in society
Than you, you f*cking suburban dickheads