Big Veegz - Vegan Sex Machine/Vegan Magnum Lyrics

Plant powered
Haven't showered
Vegan phermones
Making every girl moan

It's not like I have a choice
This life was thrust apon me
And now I thrust upon them
This vegan sex machine I've become
I'm becoming painfully numb
Sorry, did you want it up the bum?

I've got a vegan magnum
Coz my dick is so big
40 inches wide
20 feet long
That might be slightly exaggerated
However, it doesn't mean its wrong

Now one thing to remember
Is I only bang chicks
But I use that very loosely
As you could probably dress up as one
And I wouldn't really notice
It's more of a public relations thing
Nothing more, nothing less
If it were to get out that I f*cked a man
I'd be thrown in the industry trash-can

You're moaning and groaning
You're talking my balls
When you said you were pregnant
I hope it was april fools!
Because I really can't have that affecting my image
I can't be loving and caring
I have to be hard
Both in the pants and in my stance
Stand up to bitches and put them in the face
Put them in their place
It's more marketable
Sellable
You know it is only God that is infallible

Put your boobs in my face
Put your clit in my mouth
You'll be in paradise
When I go south
I'm the love-maker
The care-taker
The Vegan Magnum
And this is my anthem

I'm the supreme overlord
I have the biggest dick
It actually is quite painful
If you were to stop and think
You can see it
It's taped to my leg
Fun fact for you all
It's overhyped
I get stereotyped

It's not fun
To have a dick
The size of a shotgun
I'm telling you
Its not enjoyable at all
In the end you look like a fool
Life isn't just about sex and money
It's about treating you right, honey

Sorry, so my producers are making me say this
Sex is great
Money is cool
Prostitutes are man's best invention
And I use man's in that line to really state
That it wasn't originally a woman's choice to sell her body
BUT, twas a man's