Bigdumbhick - Ever Get Laid Again Lyrics

Darling will I ever get laid again
We started out as lovers, now it seems that we're just friends
I'm old and I'm lumpy, but I'm horny and I'm
Me Darling, will I ever get laid again

I met you when I was just twenty seven
I thought you were an angel, sent down from Heaven
But how was I to tell, You were gonna put me through Hell
Tell me Darling, will I ever get laid again

We started dating when you were just twenty-three
The love we made was wild beyond belief
But those freaky games we played, well hell, that's all gone away
Tell me Darling, will I ever get laid again

Sometimes I wish I'd just been born gay
Just think of all the money, that I might have saved
But loving either sex I guess, is still a pain in my ass
Tell me Darling, will I ever get laid again
Tell me Darling, will I ever get laid again