When Jesus comes back, He's gonna be pissed
What the Hell's going on, He taught us better than this
He said to Do unto Others as you'd have them to do unto you
Not screw everybody before you get screwed
He said help out the needy, take care of the sick
Love everybody and don't be a dick
No don't be a dick
Love everybody... and don't be a dick
But we're petty and greedy always grasping for more
All we care about's power or starting some war
Just give me what's mine, no matter the cost
Compassion is dead, kindness is lost
You can't buy redemption, no that ain't the trick
You've got to love everybody and don't be a dick
No don't be a dick
Love everybody... and don't be a dick
You're afraid of the Muslims, You're afraid of the Jews
You're afraid of the Queers and the Immigrants too
But a Heart filled with Love has nothing to fear
Make peace with your enemies, buy them a beer
You can't find forgiveness by throwing a brick
You've got to love everybody and don't be a dick
No don't be a dick
Love everybody... and don't be a dick
There's no need for worry, you'll just make yourself sick
Love everybody and don't be a dick
No don't be a dick
Love everybody... and don't be a dick
Everybody
Everybody