Bigdumbhick - Too Fat to Fuck Lyrics

I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
I used to go to town and I'd shoot out the lights
But now I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight

When I was young I was a hell of a man
Running around the country with a rock and roll band
Different women in my bed most every night
But now I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight

I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
I used to go to town and I'd shoot out the lights
But now I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight

I never looked for trouble, but I never looked away
Black eyes and busted knuckles, just another day
We'd drink a beer together make everything all right
But now I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight

I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
I used to go to town and I'd shoot out the lights
But now I'm too fat to f*ck, and I'm too old to fight

Then I fell in love and I tried to settle down
In a little bitty house in a little bitty town
We had our ups and downs, I ain't gonna lie
Cause I liked to f*ck, and she liked to fight

That's been many years ago, the time does fly
I'm her bigass loving husband, she's my little funky wife
We sit out on the porch and we look at the lights
Cause we're too old to f*ck, and we're too fat to fight

Yes were too old to f*ck, and we're too fat to fight
Nothing left to do on a Saturday Night
We just sit out on the porch and we look at the lights
Cause we're too old to f*ck and we're too fat to fight
Yes we're Too fat to f*ck, and we're too old to Fight

You know what, I ain't that goddamned old, and you ain't that goddamned fat either