I'm not a slick guy,
I'm just a fool I
Never think twice,
I know I'm always right.
I've got a black eye,
On the bar stool I
Tell the same joke twice,
Here's to my punchline.
In a f*cked up paradise,
Dickheads reunite.
In a f*cked up paradise,
You and I.
I work on Monday
With clothes from Sunday,
I'm always the last to clock in.
Hey Jim how are you doing man,
Don't like to say hi,
Not much for goodbyes,
But watch out for my winking eye.
In a f*cked up paradise,
Dickheads reunite.
In a f*cked up paradise,
You and I.
Ignorance is bliss they say,
But I wouldn't have it any other way
Because it's my way or the highway,
If you don't like it that's ok,
In a f*cked up paradise,
All them dickheads reunite.
In a f*cked up paradise,
You and I.