Biker Bjørn - Big Bear's Christmas Meltdown (Big Bear sings, Bonus song) Lyrics

Damn, Cannibers
Big Bear the Viking, a biker so tough
With a beard like a blizzard and a voice so gruff
But something went wrong this cold December
He's got it at Christmas, he'll always remember
He's wrapping his Harley in garlands and lights
Baking cookies and singing through silent nights
Big Bear's got jolly, it's a holiday scare
Loud`N`proud, we've gotta save Big Bear
At the clubhouse table, they're all in shock
Big Bear's swapping tattoos for a Christmas sock
He's trading his hats for a candy cane
And humming Deck the Halls again and again
He's wrapping his Harley in garlands and lights
Baking cookies and singing through silent nights
Big Bear's got jolly, it's a holiday scare
Loud`N`proud, we've gotta save Big Bear
We need a plan, cries Iron Mike
To bring back the bear we know on his bike
So they crank the amps and rev the steel
But Big Bear's still decorating with seal
Ah, that stocking
A fierce Celtic riff with roaring engine growls
And sleigh bell jingles gone wrong
The brothers unite for a Viking-style raid
To rescue Big Bear from this festive charade
They bring him some mead and a slab of meat
But he's too busy hanging, stocking so neat
He's wrapping his Harley in garlands and lights
Baking cookies and singing through silent nights
Big Bear's got jolly, it's a holiday scare
Loud`N`proud, we've gotta save Big Bear
But as the clock strikes twelve, the spell wears thin
Big Bear shakes his head, lets the madness in
Never again
He roars with a glare and rides off yelling
Christmas, I don't care
No more wrapping his Harley in garlands and lights
No more baking cookies on cold winter nights
Big Bear's back, our Vikings so rare
Loud`N`proud forever, beware Big Bear