There's never a lad like my lad, drives to his days on time
He's coalie black on workdays but on holidays he's fine
He's gentle, warm and loving, tell me would it be a crime
If ever I should let him go? Not a lad like mine
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, he'd never leave me
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, not a lad like mine
There's never a lad like my lad, valiant, strong and true
The lasses are so fond of him, he's handsome and he's kind
If ever he would leave me, well I don't know what I'd do
Oh no, I'll never let him go, not a lad like mine
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, he'd never leave me
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, not a lad like mine
There's never a lad like my lad, he hurries straight home at night
He greets me with a warm embrace, his kisses are divine
And when we roll around in bed I pull him close and tight
He knows I'd never let him go, not a lad like mine
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, he'd never leave me
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, not a lad like mine
There's never a lad like my lad, lately he's quick to leave
And when I offer up a kiss he's tending to decline
I pace the floor and wring my hands, I suffer and I grieve
But still I'll never let him go, not a lad like mine
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, he'd never leave me
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, not a lad like mine
There's never a lad like my lad, he's with me night and day
I greeted him the evening last, we both sat down to dine
A poison pie, a sad goodbye, and now he'll never stray
I said I'd never let him go, not a lad like mine
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, he'd never leave me
Oh, never a lad like mine
Oh, not a lad like mine