So you've been around the world
Yet you're still going nowhere
The accent that you're wearing
Is not your native tongue
You can curse in seven languages
But you're fluent in just one
You like to think your life is like a movie
A Cinderella fairytale and more
But I don't buy the happiness you're selling
Cuz I've seen this film a thousand times before
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
IQ of an ignoramus
Two shakes of a lambskin wallet
Drove your credit to the limit
Made your bed and now your in it
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
IQ of an ignoramus
Too bad it had to come to this
Now the jig is up
But was it worth the risk
The party came and went without your presence, goodness heavens
That wild club of unemployed nepo-kids you once enjoyed
Have abandoned you for good, just like we knew they would
When rumors of your past crept out of the neighborhood
But hold your head up high, your beauty and your youth
Might be enough to buy you one more chance to fool a prince
Yes I'm convinced, you've got at least a year or two
Before the rent is due, if I were you, I wouldn't waste a minute
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
IQ of an ignoramus
Room service in posh hotels
Drove your credit to the limit
Made your bed and now your in it
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
IQ of an ignoramus
Too bad it had to come to this
Now the jig is up
But was it worth the risk
You earned a reputation
For traveling among the swells
But now it seems you're on the outside looking in
The life you lived was just pretend
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
IQ of an ignoramus
Two shakes of a lambskin wallet
Drove your credit to the limit
Made your bed and now your in it
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
IQ of an ignoramus
Too bad it had to come to this
Now the jig is up
But was it worth the risk