I just did a bad thing
I regret the thing I did
And you're wondering what it is
I'll tell you what I did
I did a bad thing
I'm having a bad day
It's turning into a bad year
All the things I'm supposed to do
And the places I'm supposed to go
Are canceled (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hey, what's the name of this game?
And how do you play it?
And how long does it take? (Bing-bong, bay-oh)
And how many times is the game going to change? (Ah)
Hey, let me out of this place
Out into the real world
Where maybe things can go my way
Oh, everything goes my way
Oh, everyone knows my name
I'm having a bad dream
I wonder what this bad dream means
I wonder if I'm sad
I wonder if I'm glad
Or if I'm just having a sad, glad dream
It's a sad, mad, and bad, glad dream