Hey, silver spoon
Nobody ever told you no before
But I'm tellin' you
To stay away and I won't say no more
Let it be known you're a married man
And I'm a workin' girl
Doin' the best I can
Don't stroke my leg
Silver spoon
Sexual predator
Silver spoon
Friend of a senator
Silver spoon
Double offender, hey
Let's turn the page
Your oldest daughter is as young as me
That's half your age
And twice as creepy as a creep could be
Don't think that writing paper checks
Entitles you to unwanted sex
I think you're gross
Silver spoon
Sexual predator
Silver spoon
Friend of a senator
Silver spoon
Double offender, hey
Silver spoon's as ugly as a toothless f*ckin' jackal
He's got buggy eyes that water and a stench like rotten apples
Never look in his direction or your tits will turn to stone
Mommy never punished him and daddy never phoned
Silver spoon
Sexual predator
Silver spoon
Friend of a senator
Silver spoon
Double offender, hey
You're a creep