I got a pair of good knees no infectious disease
I take it as a cue when you say hey I like your shirt
And though my feelings might be hurt
It don't seem insane to interpret what you're saying as a message I should stick around
Right through the door like someone looking for attention dish
Affection like a dealer with no bills to pay
That's not to mention conversation that you carry doesn't weigh much
But it says all that you need to say
And if you ride cross town you're bound to regret how you spend your pay
I'd say it's best to call the cab you'll be embarrassed either way
You might be spry but got no sturdy sense of romance
Took half a hello misconstrued it as an advance
Got all elated thinking you'd been set apart
You're salivating for a finish line that don't have a start
Went out alone 'cause he had stayed home asleep
You brought me back and now we're both in deep
Can't believe just what we've put ourselves in
And I'll make pancakes before leaving for you and me and him
Not overstepping
You're just neglecting
I need some warning 'bout what I'm walking into
I'm either stupid
Or way too subtle
There's just a couple things before we begin
Well not for nothing but I'm slowly becoming alarmed
How exactly is it that you know him
He called you baby
I think I maybe
Misunderstood just what I'm walking into