Birdhouse - I Love To Teach Kids How To Swear Lyrics

Today is Monday in the school house
I've been teaching the kids how to call out a tornado
Someone asked me
Can you tell me what f*ck is in French
Assuming you know the language

M:How do you know that word, I asked
Mr Robinson told me, He told me
This is against the school rules
So I have to tell the head teacher what happened
Wait wait wait

Are you sure this is what you want to do?
He barged in without knocking on the door
It seems he doesn't realise I'm not in charge
And I'm not the one who makes up the rules

Everybody loves me, Timmy here included
School would be so sad without me here
I really love to teach kids to swear
Is there anything wrong with that

He's got a point, but I don't care
He's still breaking the rules
I could get sacked for this, if not him
So there's literally no reason for me not to tell a superior

Hey, Minty... you still haven't answered the question...
What is f*ck in French
Ughhh,, I guess I'll have to tell you...
The answer is...
Merde

Everybody loves me, Timmy here included
School would be so sad without me here
I really love to teach kids to swear
Is there anything wrong with that?

I guess I'll let you off the hook this one time
But don't do it again or else I'll tell on you
I guess I've done it too, now, so it's only fair
But please don't make me do it again