Bish Bash - Go Nuclear (One Step Solution to the Middle East Conflict) Lyrics

Ladies and gents, my Palestinians friends
May I have your attention please
For the last hundred years we brought each other to knees
And I think I've got solution for this

If you are not being nice we go nuclear
If we don't like your face we go nuclear
Try resist? We go nuclear
If your hummus sucks, tough luck

We go nuclear

If it's not solves with force it will be solved with more force
This is perfect logic, right?
No diplomatic threats, no more proportional acts
Yea, I think I've got solution for this

If you are not being nice we go nuclear
If we don't like your face we go nuclear
Try resist? We go nuclear
If your hummus sucks, tough luck

We go nuclear

If we hate the shirt you wear
If you're sitting in my chair

We go nuclear