The Bitters - Christmas in July Lyrics

It's in the air
The smell of Pumpkin Spice draws near
The lights are up
My neighbor thinks I'm f*cking nuts
The Canes, the Cards
Santa graces my front yard
It's back, my friends
It's Christmas in July again

Wake up in the morning to an eerie sight
Silly decorations and Christmas lights
It's hot as hell, but this asshole's singing
Jingle Bells?
There's no frost in the air
But fake snow is every-f*cking-where
Oh my God it's Christmas in July again!

It's my Christmas in July
Wrapping presents, Family time!
I just wanna have a Silent Night
My Neighbor thinks I'm f*cking whack
He thinks I fell off my track
I don't care, Christmas time is here!

Door bell's ringing
Oh please God, why?
It's my crazy f*cking neighbor with cookies and pie
Temp's 102, this asshole's in a Santa suit
Fake Reindeer are on his roof
He's baking cake that's stuffed with fruit
This crazy f*cker can't accept the truth

It's my Christmas in July
Wrapping presents, Family Time!
I just wanna have a Silent Night
My Neighbor thinks I'm f*cking whack
He thinks I fell off my track
I don't care, Santa Claus is here!