Well I wish that I was your chair
My simple parts my functionality bare
No desire I want nothing more
Than to keep your ass from hitting the floor
I wish that I was your chair
I wish that I was your chair
I'm not good at much but
I could hold you up and
I'm not good at much but
I could hold you up and
Well I wish that I was your chair
Lock the door and leave and I'll be there
No affection like a sharpened knife
I'll be the furniture in your life
I wish that I was your chair
I wish that I was your chair
I'm not good at much but
I could hold you up and
I'm not good at much but
I could hold you up and
Well I wish that I was your chair
My simple parts my functionality bare
No desire I want nothing more
Than to keep your ass from hitting the floor
I wish that I was your chair
I wish that I was your chair