I went out with a friend
Woman asked my number and then
I said
33.3 times 10
Times 2 more times again
Turned into a British Goddess
Swimming in a pool of drool
I want my British Goddess
Eyes turned black and skin turned white
She grabbed a hold of a knife
Told me to say ten
And she asked my number again
I said
33 my British Goddess
Three tenths away from the truth
I want my British Goddess
She wants me 22
I asked my buddy where he'd been
Coming back wearing black and red
Told him 'bout what that lady said
He just smiled and nodded his head
He received my British Goddess
Took her in from the cold
I want my British Goddess
He wants her lonely soul