The Blank Boys - The Bike Boys Lyrics

We don't walk we ride
We get to places faster than you other guys
We can do all kinds of tricks watch me bunny hop
Oh man, that was sick please don't ever stop
Ladies all over us 24/7
Been happening since I learned at eleven
I'm 21 and I don't have a license
Make fun of me, and you bet we'll be fighting
Don't wear a helmet and I'm not scared
Head solid as a rock, like there's stones in there
We ride to Domino's every night
It's open past midnight, we stay up late, that's right
Ooooh oooh we're the bike boys
Feel that breeze through our hair riding everywhere
Ooh we're the bike boys
I know my bro by my side is my ride or die
Mom kicked me out when I called her a bitch
So I'm crashing on my bros couch instead of a ditch
She says my dad's the man on TV
Hey Maury guess who your son is? It's me
Hold up
Let me light up a smoke
He doesn't have his license, well mine got revoked
3 DUIs wasn't drunk I was high
Speed limit was 50 but I was going 25
Take my license to drive but not my license to ride
I think I may be having a stroke
I swear this isn't a joke
Get me to a doctor before it gets worse
I might wind up in a hearse
So let me skip to the next verse
Ooooh oooh we're the bike boys
Feel that breeze through our hair riding everywhere
Ooh we're the bike boys
I know my bro by my side is my ride or die
We're not polluting the air
Because we care about the environment
Can't let those ice caps melt
I don't know how to swim
They call me stone cold killer
But my legal name is Todd
Richard but they call me Dick
Because of all the dick I get - give
God said to me you have a story to tell
Go make Bike Boys or go straight to Hell
Pedal to the metal nah the pedal loops around
We're mowing down all you clowns
This is our legacy that we'll pass on
And you'll all know our name 'cuz of this song