Hey, my name is Simon, A's in every class,
English teacher says, "Maybe junior high is your path,"
I'm like, "Oh thanks, but I'm here to stay,"
Gonna keep it real, you know I slay every day.
So I open his mouth, keep talkin' for an hour,
Watch him squirm, man, I'm feelin' that power,
Gettin' kicked outta school, yeah, that's my fate,
But I'm just livin' life, never gonna wait.
See the teacher's face, it's a sight to behold,
While I'm messin' with him, feelin' bold and uncontrolled,
In the back of the class, makin' all the noise,
While the other teacher's watchin', just a couple of boys.
Hope you're havin' fun, but here's the deal,
Your wife won't be happy, let's keep it real,
Who am I? Just a kid with a dream,
Blaster of the Universe, you know what I mean!
I'm takin' over classrooms, yeah, I'm the king,
With my A's and my rhymes, gotta let my heart sing,
Teachers keep talkin', but I'm on my grind,
Blaster of the Universe, never left behind!
So I open his mouth, keep talkin' for an hour,
Watch him squirm, man, I'm feelin' that power,
Gettin' kicked outta school, yeah, that's my fate,
But I'm just livin' life, never gonna wait.
So remember my name, I'm the one and only,
With A's in my pocket, never feelin' lonely,
Teachers may doubt me, but I rise above,
Blaster of the Universe, spreadin' that love!