The Blinkers - The Funny Sounds Lyrics

I wasn't f*cked up
Until we slept together
Now it's all I think about
When you came over and took your boobies out

I'm not sorry
I have to say I liked it
Even though you were on top
It was enough to make me pop

You like control
Just not in your butt-hole
I get it now it's how it works
I'll think of you every time I jerk it

Your friends said you liked to do the things that I do
I had no idea you'd take it so far

Climb into my car
We can hit the motel
For fifty bucks we have a place to get lucky
It's better than doing it on the ground
We can turn up the TV and make the funny sounds

Lets masturbate and talk about the things we hate
Lets not hide it
It sounds f*cked up but let's still try it

Don't tell your friends
They'll think we're weird
Like how I took a marker and drew Santa using your bush as his beard

There's times when I thought that
I'd need counseling to fix my brain
Then I met you and my sex life has gone insane

Your friends said you liked to do the things that I do
I had no idea you'd take it so far

Climb into my car
We can hit the motel
For fifty bucks we have a place to get lucky
It's better than doing it on the ground
We can turn up the TV and make the funny sounds

In some states we'd be arrested for this
Renting a room by the hour so you can give me golden showers

Your friends said you liked to do the things that I do
I had no idea you'd take it so far

Climb into my car
We can hit the motel
For fifty bucks we have a place to get lucky
It's better than doing it on the ground
We can turn up the TV and make the funny sounds