The Blood Moon Howlers - Chocolate Jesus Lyrics

I don't go to church on Sunday
I don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall to my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

It's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Makes me feel good inside
It's gotta be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well, I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
The only thing that will pick him up
Better than a cup of gold
Only a chocolate Jesus
Will satisfy his soul

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
Flows like the big muddy but that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

It's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me (for me)
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
It's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside (inside)
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied