Alright, all of these three wishes ain't coming true
Why
First, you gotta listen to the f*cking rules
Okay
But you can't ask for bitches
Alright
You can't ask for like money
Bitch, what
You can't
If you
Alright
Yo, first wish
Can I get a table
Why the f*ck would you wish for a f*cking table
Cause I'm broke dude, I can't afford a table
I didn't know you were that broke
You don't gotta rub it in my face
You can't afford a f*cking wood table
Wait, a wood table
No, you're not getting a f*cking fancy table
Why
You should have specified
Goddammit, f*ck you
Damn
Alright
Yo, second wish
You can't move on from the f*cking table
I'm broke
Stop complaining about the f*cking bitch table
F*ck you
Alright
What's your second wish
Money
Money
I just said, you can't wish for money, you motherf*cker
Why
Man
F*ck you guys
No, you are not getting money from my money thing
You mean
Yeah, I have a f*cking money thing
I meant wallet
Okay, just say wallet then
Shut the f*ck up and
For that, you know what, I'm taking off one wish
F*ck you
Alright
Yo, second, or f*cking third wish
I wish I was taller, I'm getting short
Uh-huh
Yeah, I'm kinda short
Nah, man
I
Ain't making you f*cking taller
Why
You just said no
You stay short for the rest of your life
What kind of genie is this
It's a motherf*cking like leg position or something
What the f*ck is that
God, I know they had those
Yeah, they will f*cking snap your legs or something
They will, I'm not getting that shit
It just makes me taller, dude
It's worth it
Alright
I'm the motherf*cking genie
I'm the motherf*cking genie
And now I'm going back into my lair
Bro
I'm never rubbing her lamp again