I swear
F*ck
I swear I'm a motherf*cking alien
I swear I'm a motherf*cking alien
I swear I don't like men
I swear I don't live in a trash can
I live in the recycle bin
I swear I didn't put tin
Foil in the microwave
And made it go BANG
I swear I didn't trip a little kid
Cause you looked at me wrong
I swear
Somewhere in time
I will give a homeless person a dime
Psych! I'm still a f*cking dime
I'm joking
I swear
I'ma get on a billboard in Times Square
Nah, I'm f*cking joking
I can't get on there with my ugly ass hair
Yup
I swear
I'm outta here
Bye