BloPPa - Tan Pon Con Lyrics

Ay man shoutout to tampon con man that's me
I hanged a f*cking tampon from a tree
And then I began to beat my f*cking meat
And there was like 8 people watching me

And then a bee came and then stung my meat
It stung my meat
Now it's f*cking swollen near the tip
Man I'm just saying some bullshit

But it's lit
Nah I'm f*cking joking I'm a f*cking bitch
But shoutout to tampon con man that's me
I hanged a f*cking tampon from a tree

And then I came back like a week later
You won't believe who took it it was a f*cking alligator
It was a f*cking alligator
I f*cking hate alligators so I became a masturbator

Ay man let's just say I got the f*cking tampon back
And that shit was black
I threw that shit away
Cause it was f*cking gay

Ay man shoutout to tampon con man
Shoutout to tampon con man that's me
I hanged a f*cking tampon from a tree
When I came back it was soaked in pee

That's not how you f*cking use it
Ay man
It was soaked in pee
It was soaked in piss

Ay man what the f*ck
It was soaked in f*cking piss
Ay man whoever did that shit
You's a f*cking bitch
Now I gotta get a new tampon
I gotta get a new tampon
Ay I'm looking in the stores right now

What the f*ck is a condom
Update I bought the f*cking condom
The motherf*cking condom
When I was buying it

The cashier looked at me like I'm f*cking dumb
But he sold it to me so he's a f*cking scum
Why the f*ck is my mic bugging
That's f*cking dumb

Ay man we're getting off track
We gotta get back to the condom
Yeah I hanged a f*cking condom from a f*cking tree
And then I came back in like a f*cking week

Ay
Where the f*ck was my f*cking condom
I had to look everywhere
And it was in a f*cking bush

Tell me why the f*ck I looked down
And there was f*cking white stuff in my condom
Yeah
Ay

I tried to f*cking refund the condom to get paid
Yeah
Then it f*cking grew legs and then it ran away
I was looking for that bitch all f*cking day

I found it and then I started to f*cking cut up
And then I went home and ate
Not the f*cking condom
Tampon con man