The Blowies - Wifey Lyrics

I found wifey
In the pages of a Playboy
Yeah I found wifey
In the centerfold

I knew it when she looked at me
That it was truly meant to be
That she liked to eat
At nice restaurants
Long walks on the beach
Her favorite color was peach
She wanted to teach
First grade
A proponent of peace
Across the world
My kind of girl

I found wifey
In the pages of Playboy
Yeah I found wifey
In the centerfold

You know she really blew me away
In the nude spread across the page
Positioning her legs
To show her special spot
All pretty and shaved
Her kitty ready to play
It's permanently engraved
On my mind
I never caught her name
Now she's gone forever
Pages stuck together

Goodbye wifey
I'll never see you again
Goodbye wifey
Wish I could see you again
Goodbye wifey
Goodbye wifey
Goodbye wifey
Goodbye wifey
Best five minutes I ever had
Was seeing you in that porno mag
It's such a shame
I never caught your name
Things'll never be the same
I'm going insane
Goodbye wifey