I've got an idea
I've got an idea
Of what to do here
He snarls
He snarls
He snarls at her thru the camera
What I need
What I need
Is a scope and a length of hose
Says our friend Max
Says our friend Max
Says our friend
I love you momma
I love you momma
She unconvincingly cries
In white sox
In white sox
On the truck stop restroom floor
Before she's taken
Before she's taken
She'll wish she had been taken away
From our friend Max
From our friend Max
From our friend
It's a soft life
It's a soft life
Always being the hard one
It's a hard life
It's a hard life
Always being the soft one
Can always leave it
Can't always leave it
For the audience to decide
On our friend Max
On our friend Max
On our friend