We will roast together
Roast together
Roast together on planet earth
We will toast the Nether
Lands forever
But we'll do it all together
For all that it's worth
Now you can sell your cars
And move to higher grounds
Shoot the refugees from desert France
But when they flee the heat
Make sure you lock your house
Cause they will eat your children
When they get the chance
We will...
Move to Canada or Scandinavia
But you will move by the billions
To safer lands
Flee the rising seas but they will get to ya
Because the nuclear holocaust
Will fry you in the end
We will...
As the mighty Nile and the great Amazon
Will cease to be
You may wonder what went wrong
And when your children cry
And ask you why daddy why
Sing this black lullaby as their funeral song
We will...
And the lightning will strike
The methane hydrates in the air
Burning cities and people all to bits
Well if you're asking yourself
Just why you didn't care
Just know that China alone
Will turn the atmosphere to shit
We will...
Santa Clause drowned no presents he'll bring
But at least we will still have air conditioning
We will...