Blue Milk Run - Star Trek Forever Lyrics

I don't know why
We always have to fight about sci-fi
And which franchise is
Right or wrong, the lines been drawn
Kirk, Picard, or Luke and Han
So beam me up to the Enterprise
It's time for me to choose my side
Star Trek Forever!
Just kidding, Star Wars instead
Set your phaser to stun
While I cut off your head
Some people like 'em the same
But Star Wars is clearly better
It's like comparing Kurt Cobain
To Eddie Vedder
And I know I mislead you last time
When I said I had to choose my
Side and I apologize
To be honest, I don't mind
If you like Star Wars or Star Trek
It was all for comedic effect
Star Trek Forever!
Just kidding, Star Wars instead
Set your phaser to stun
While I cut off your head
Some people like em the same
But Star Wars is clearly better
It's like comparing Kurt Cobain
To Eddie Vedder
I'm not talking about Ten
I'm talking Vitalogy
Oh Kurt, oh why are you dead
I wish Courtney Love just
Shot herself instead
Star Trek forever
Just kidding, Star Wars instead
Set your phaser to stun
While I cut off your head
But who really cares?
Let's all go to the movies
In the Millennium Falcon
And we can get beamed by Scotty