My Christmas tree caught on fire but who needs that dirty shrub?
Every Christmas song is a liar in the lonely Christmas club
Every snow globe's magic scene
Holds two ice skater figurines
But when you shake it up -- it's a shaken up -- you and me
Cuz there ain't no Christmas in Hell
This Christmas business this year really got me down
No, there ain't no Christmas in Hell
Cuz what the hell is Christmas if you ain't around?
Santa never read my letter how am I gonna make his list?
At least I got this ugly sweater that I wore when we first kissed
But there's nothing up Santa's sleeve
Or under any stupid tree
That would bring you back -- bring you back -- to me
Cuz there ain't no Christmas in Hell
This Christmas business this year really got me down
No, there ain't no Christmas in Hell
Cuz what the hell is Christmas if you ain't around?
I wanna few necessities next year
I want you, some therapy, and a beer ... oh my Dear
It's Christmas hell this year
Cuz there ain't no Christmas in Hell
This Christmas business this year really got me down
No, there ain't no Christmas in Hell
Cuz what the hell is Christmas if you ain't around?