I went to the honky-tonk with Rich and what did I see
A pretty little girlfriend who wasn't where she was supposed to be
You said you'd be at mama's house but now I can see
That what you meant by mama's house was your ex-bubba's knee
Then the room went black
I had an attack
While you all laughed at me
The guys playing pool
The drunkards on the stool
They could all see
That you stabbed me in the back
And I played the fool
You're a lyin' d.o.b
'Cause your story don't jibe
Your ex is still alive
Stop talkin' jive
Don't try to give me five
I've had it with you
I've had it feelin' blue
You said you two were through
And Boba Fett's still alive
The crowd all smiled when you took the stage on the mechanical bull
They thought your Urban Cowboy scene would make me look the fool
But the bull went wild knocked you to the ground and knocked out your teeth
Yeah I bet you didn't know your daddy had such pull
Then the room went black
You had an attack
While we all laughed at you
The guys playing pool
The drunkards on the stool
And Big Bubba too
We stabbed you in the back
And you played the fool
Is your mama proud of you
'Cause your story don't jibe
Your ex is still alive
Stop talkin' jive
Don't try to give me five
I've had it with you
I've had it feelin' blue
You said you two were through
And Boba Fett's still alive