The Boatswains - Broken Shades Lyrics

My sunglasses are like my heart
Broke in half
I sit here crying
While you just laugh
The sun is in my eyes
I can't see the giraffe
I sit here crying
While you just laugh

My trip to the zoo is ruined
My sunglasses are broke in two and
I even tried using super glue and
It just wouldn't do
The gift shop is too expensive
Damage to my eyes extensive
I'm gonna need contact lenses
To help me view

My sunglasses did not last the salesman lied
I feel so sad because you know I cried
Dracula felt this way before he died
I feel so sad because you know I cried

My trip to the zoo is ruined
My sunglasses are broke in two and
I even tried using super glue and
It just wouldn't do
The gift shop is too expensive
Damage to my eyes extensive
I'm gonna need contact lenses
To help me view

My ears My nose My eyeballs
They feel naked
Like when I forget to wear my watch
I know they didn't break like a dancer in the eighties
But my eyeballs are burning like they're in Hades

Ouch

I feel so sad because you say that I'm a whiner
But you don't understand I bought them in South Carolina
Throw sand into my eyes because it would feel better
Than having to use them In this sunny weather yeah
Oh its so sunny outside

I feel so sad because you say that I'm a whiner