The Boatswains - Darth Vader Loves New York Lyrics

Darth Vader Loves New York

Walking down on Broadway with his light saber
The girlies all love him don't be a Vader hater
He can use the force to hail himself a cab
And if you've never been to Jedi school you'll wish that you had

The emperor said he's gonna strike me down
But I called my boy Yoda he made him cry like a clown
Luke and his father they made up now they're glad
And you know that Luke's sister was hot when they were fighting Jabba the Hutt

Darth Vader Loves New York
Darth Vader Loves New York

Up in the Empire State It felt just like home
He saw a giant Jedi statue with a microphone
Mr. Fett and Greedo and old Obi Wan
Are eatin' Pup-N-Taco in the promised land

Vader missed the ferry to Manhattan Island
He was late had to wait because his batteries were dying
He really hates his job and the people of sand
But he really loves The Boatswains they're his favorite band

Darth Vader Loves New York